"I WILL FIGHT EVERY BLACKBERRY HERE"

Dale Earnhardt: [opens dead spin]

You wanna see well hung?

I ordered my Aaron Rodgers jersey, only to be told that the Minnesota shipping center had accidentally sent it to some deserted island...

I thought they just sent Steven Jackson running around the country delivering packages for them...he's only one man!

Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

"I'm a news guy but here is a small sampling from our facebook page. Their words, not mine."

Original comment, based only on reading the headline: "Oh, hang on. I've got a picture of my 'sports vine' here on my phone..." - Brett Favre

Normally it's difficult to choose a favourite on a list like this, but this was an easy pick.

From: Tony Wyllie

I like how the face of the person sitting with the photographer is blacked out. Because, you know, publishing that would be an invasion of privacy or something.

Waiter: Perhaps a dessert?
Manning: Sure any recommendations?
Waiter: A Turnover?
Manning: :/

Q: Where was the old woman going as she walked off the field?

You shouldn't laugh. It's actually a horrible story. The pedestrian was helping an elderly motorist with a flat tire. He had just gotten the jack off when the van clipped him.

[/Tony Romo walks up to mailbox]

Stay classy Bristol.

That was a fundamentally sound brawl.

This is my favorite part