Fat Guy touchdowns also lead to Fat Guy group touchdown celebrations.

Fat Guy touchdowns are the best touchdowns. This is a fact.

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As a Browns fan, this is accurate. Plus he was walking into a situation that is sort of like being hired as a building manager immediately after the owner rigged the wiring to burn the place down for the insurance money.

Well c’mon, it’s not every day you find someone who has so little pride that they’re willing to accept a job with the Cleveland Browns.

Irsay kept the eightball, though.

He happened to hit him in the face. He doesn’t even look in his direction when he gets up. That screamed inadvertent. It’d be one thing if he whipped it right at his facemask, but now he’s good enough to pull off a no look bounce pass in the guy’s face? BS. Nobody on the Jets is that naturally talented at anything.

On the upside being a loyal Browns fan is plus 55,000 thousand points to you which means you have an excellent chance of going to The Good Place.

If you were a true Browns fan, “Alcoholism” would occupy every spot on that list.

Reasons I continue to be a Browns fan:

Picking on Jets fans is kinda Petty at this point, isn’t it?

Tony Dungy was given five years with a team that was the league’s worst before he got there. A lot of chances? What? I don’t think you remember the Bucs before Tony Dungy arrived.

I would love to be a fly on the wall when Gruden makes final cut-downs next summer. That depth chart will be a wonder to interpret when every player is listed as “THIS GUY.”

Because the GM isn’t the reason Dungy had one losing season his entire time in TB. The GM didn’t install/create the Tampa 2 defense that Gruden used to win a Super Bowl. Gruden took a team that had been to the playoffs for three straight years to the SB and beat the same team he left that decided not to change his…

Probably has a lot to do with the fact that they won 100% due to the defense dungy left in place with all of his coaches still in place. Gruden was hired to improve the offense but it got worse. The never finished above 18th ppg. They would have probably won no matter who was the head coach once the rams were not in…

Every fucking year... “How about Gruden? How about Bill Cower? How about Tony Dungy?” Sigh...

I could just imagine Gruden walking down the street, pointing to some random guy walking by and saying “I tell ya, Mike, this guy right here is something special.” Every. Day. Of his. Life.

it is nice to occasionally be reminded that rich, professional people are just as fucking stupid as I am

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he would inherit a young quarterback in Derek Carr whom he feels strongly about