So you’re saying it’s about ethics in Star Wars journalism?

Eh, that’s super easy to say if you’re already financially stable/comfortable. I know nothing of this kid’s homelife (and fell pretty safe in assuming you don’t, either), but what if his mother is, say, quite destitute? What if the kid going pro is the difference between being able to be stable for the first time in…

It...uh...can be two things? Is that a joke that works here? Shit, I’ve also been out of the meme loop too long.

I tell ya, I know it’s beyond passe now to complain about how this comment section has gone down the tubes, but I didn’t even bother trying to come up with a good joke around “Kiss From a Rose” because I was certain I’d see a better one already here. Instead, not a single one.

I’m not going to do the work necessary to confirm this, but when Laura Dern made the dramatic choice to stay behind with the ship and die, I swear they worked in the main theme of Jurassic Park into the score.

In a comment thread about how desperate liberals will believe any random bullshit any random person spouts about Trump, you decide this is the best time to...make sure everyone supports some random person spouting random bullshit

“The committee has made stupid decisions in the past, therefore you shouldn’t question the stupid decisions they’re currently making”

So you’re saying you’d like to cut to the feeling of a new Jepsen album?

He’s the hipster’s Diddy — good production (though it’s mostly just soul samples, so it’s really more having a good ear for which songs to sample) combined with shitty, shitty rapping skills.

Yeah, that’s why UCF throttled whatever shitty SEC team they got stuck playing

Yeesh, this post should be getting a lot more attention. Also, you should be using ad blocker.

Damnit, came here specifically to make a joke about the lie of Arians superiority, and you beat me to it with a better one

Exactly — it’s like how the mall has one set of escalators on one side and then forces you to walk all the way to the other side of the mall to find the next set. The clunky interface that forces you to wade through a thousand shows and movies to find what you want is a feature not a bug — it’s specifically there to…

Trump? I’d have called him Mr. Chazzwozzer!

Well, as long as we’re measuring loyalty to the government, I feel like the Trump campaign has won. Maybe we can measure human worth in a way other than how much fealty they show to our government?

The difference is the inclusion/exclusion of a protected class. This is a thing that exists and has been used in countless rulings to address exactly this issue. You know, if you want to debate constitutionality, you should do even the bare minimum of reading on what the legal precedent is here. I ain’t your fucking…

Obviously, because there is literally no difference between a men-only and women-only show.

You know that the Supreme Court understands the concept of nuance, right? This is such a dramatic over-simplification of what a Supreme Court case about this would entail even Law & Order would think it’s hacky. The idea that having a one-time, women-only comedy show being legally allowed means we have to welcome back…

“If you are a person who works in media, don’t do ads for brands.”

Kinda undercuts his support of the #MeToo movement, doesn’t it?