Maybe it’s just because I’m close to people who would potentially be in a spot like this, its hard for me not to relate to Bridges moms. (And others like her) There is alot that goes into raising these kids that end up being otherworldly ballers. Her son was a lotto pick and would instantly reshape their lives. Feels…

I don’t blame him. Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’. You gotta have somethin’ if you want to be with Kansas.

Yeah, having someone sacrifice themselves by pulling a new and unexplained Jedi trick is completely unprecedented in Star Wars lore! Outrageous!

WTF, when did the AV Club start writing articles? Why wasn’t I informed?

To be completely fair, everybody involved in this whole thing is a giant obsessive nerd and nobody should care at all what any of them think about anything because they’ve lost any ability to rationally think about anything even remotely related to the object of their obsession. And also that scene was kinda rad so…

I made a “wtf is starz lol” joke, and some new commenters actually explained to me what Starz is >.<

Ah, see, I got a burner account early in the transition.  WORK CAN’T STOP ME.

soooo meaty

I got a Community notification for this?

I hate how every time I go to an Applebee’s, former NASCAR drivers and their fathers are always being obnoxious and getting kicked out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpSo-VJTeE8

GRONK ONLY PAWN IN OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR OF LIFE

Imagine the “shoulda kept Garappolo” takes if Hoyer has to come in and throws a game sealing interception in the final minutes.

Two or three bowls.

Reaction 1: Brady is actually fine and this is a trick to give the Jaguars false confidence before this weekend

He looks perfectly natural in his little red gloves! No problems here!

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

ftfy