Trump, I’m sorry I’m going to miss your public humiliation, but the Wolumbaloo Dirt Monument is just too exciting to pass up

::gestures to refs, wondering where the foul call is::

No one waits until 8 months along and then goes, ‘Oh, wait, I didn’t want a baby after all. Better kill it.’

Late term abortions happen because there’s something seriously wrong, that will result in the death of the baby or serious injury or death to the mother. If you support reproductive rights AT ALL, you have to be…

“...forget the myths the media’s created about the White House—the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.”

GOOD!  JUST IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE IF THEY MADE A SHOW CALLED BLACK FAMOUS BUT OH WELL THAT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FOR YOU

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As it is, a March discussion by the league’s competition committee will mean roughly bupkis to the Thunder.

Eh, let’s not gloss over the fact that Doug Jones legitimately sucks, though. Don’t get me wrong, if presented with those options I would have gone with him and I’m glad he did win. But he spent his first week after the election talking about how actually the monstrous tax bill isn’t that bad and Democrats shouldn’t…

I strongly disagree. These are republicans who told the GOP to piss off with their weak candidates. Those were republicans who would have voted for the GOP candidate had one ran instead of Moore. I think this was a great example on why voting matters because even though they voted for Nick Saban or Donald Duck, they…

It’s just a 2-hour guitar solo, shredding non-stop for 120 minutes.

Big deal. Wait until you see the party my dad throws for me once he gets back with that pack of cigarettes he went out for back in 1986.

Yes, conformity compelled by the threat of imprisonment and for a shitty beer.

The Browns have been taken to a farm in the country where they can run and play.

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Fuck that clown and his “dilly dilly” sign. What a shitty commercial.

Update from the Future: It’s 2018 and the Browns turned the corner, tripped, and fell into a woodchipper.

death, taxes, and bad draft picks

I’m beginning to think this guy isn’t even a real Phil.

Doctor Phil, a man who is as genuine as his psychology diploma.