Easily-accessible macrons on keyboards should be a universal right.

Whether or not journos will use them is a different matter.

Umm, SACS is pretty big. There are only 6 accrediting agencies, each assigned to a region of the country. They don’t overlap and you can’t appeal to another one, so whatever SACS says in the South is essentially the word of god. If SACS says your school is in trouble, your school is in trouble.

UNC: “Oh that. We just said that to close the NCAA investigation! We really did what we told you the first time promise.”

Accreditor closes investigation, NCAA reopens.

“Oh that. We just said that to get out of trouble with the accreditor!”

“I don’t think punching Nazis is a good thing.”

Any time I see a story on Richard Spencer, I always go back to this, and I always grin. We’re in the business of punchin’ Nazis, and brother, business is BOOMIN’!

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

Pre-existing injury? You mean like playing in the NFL?

Your decision to abbreviate the word “unfortunately” (and only that word) is even more unsettling than this guy’s remarks.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

Bring back Cheap Seats

No, it’s the cops fault that they didn’t follow their protocol and properly restrain a suspect. If they do their jobs correctly, like their patrol guide demands, the story is “Drunk Idiot Kicked Out of Miami Game”

Uh huh. So having studied Florida law for the last 3 minutes 42 seconds, here is what I can find about felony battery:

This looks like a genuinely positive action by an NFL owner. I expect Jerry Jones or Bob McNair will do something horrendous to stamp out any optimism that might ensue.

When I was a dipshit organizer, every couple of weeks one of the members would drive to one of the neighborhood’s many trash-choked alleys, which the city refused to clean, and load a bunch of trash into the back of his pickup. We’re talking old bags of kitchen garbage, moldering furniture, scrap metal, you name it.…

Except those people’s willful ignorance and tacit acceptance of systemic racism isn’t valid and okay, not everyone’s a winner, and you don’t get a cookie for simply having an opinion.

If you are against the kneeling, you are an uneducated (perhaps willfully, on this topic) bigot.

Part of your job is to fill that water glass, don’t do it and don’t expect a great tip. Waiting around for someone to fill up your glass is probably the most annoying thing you can experience while eating out in normal circumstances.