fun fact: both Yum Brands (which owns Pizza Hut) and Papa John’s have their corporate HQs in Louisville KY, where Papa John’s sponsors the football stadium and Yum sponsors the basketball stadium. my guess is that Pizza Hut got into this just to take a personal shot at a local rival. which is entirely consistent with…

you want to get to the bottom of this?

I can’t even tell if this is a joke or not.

Better Dog Whistles. Better Pizza.

Well, it’s an improvement over the last pizzagate.

just a simple man eatin’ stuffed crust and thinkin’ ‘bout his daughter’s tatas

You must live near a metro area

I ate a Pizza Pocket yesterday and now I don’t know where I stand politically.

Sales for Papa John’s were down pre kneeling, so this might be a desperate attempt to ignite sales by pandering to Trump supporters/racists.

We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the pie.

Chain anything is trash. Support local businesses.

17 thousand people liked a frozen pizza companies tweet.

Chain pizza is filth.

But have the most supple gloves in the league.

Obligatory.

One of the worst things about sports is the moralizing sports reporter. Like yeah, we have to protect the kids from an old blog post they would never see or care about anyway.

Baseball is definitely a family sport. For example, when my son pumped his fist after he solved a tough math problem, I yelled “no showboating!” and launched a frying pan at his head.

Did you hear that? All the Phillies are going to be masturbating with coconut oil next season.

This is basically the text version of what Gurriel just did, doubling down on the mildly racist joke.

It’s already tainted due to Gurriel for being a ignorant bigot.