Ahh Nascar. 4 hours of what looks like looped footage interlaced with Bud Light ads.
Ahh Nascar. 4 hours of what looks like looped footage interlaced with Bud Light ads.
Fuck, how you phrased that! Shakespearean!
/Messi completes simple pass
Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.
If you are a student attending one of these universities, it means that you will receive a grade of incomplete,
The only thing I took away from this is nipples!
This thing is not ok
“Most dives are fine.”
That is a good photoshop job for the article, with the poop reflected in the hood.
I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.
I originally thought this meant like a beer league softball infield and then thought how awesome that would be.
The report claimed that the team released him in November because of “a combination of issues,” including “signs of mental instability.”
Thanks for the input, Molière.
Lots of things are alterable if you have a crowbar.
I totally read that wrong and thought it was a pic of a boner UNDER A DOOR! Then I keep reading to find out it was the DOORMAN! Like it was a clue! and I was amazed someone could slide their boner under a door...
I actually find professional athletes fucking up basic skills of the game to be hilarious and thus entertaining
Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be NFL players.
If not for the $700K she doesn't get the $250K. Ever take on a court case against a large, well-funded, popular state university? This isn't the movies.
It has never been proven (yet) with definitive facts that piracy has an overall positive or negative effect on the economy of any digital medium, especially not the economic success of a video game. Whether it has a real efect on the economy currently largely depends on which side of the argument you are and who did…