Has there been a startup yet that provides ways for phone addicts to permanently graft their phones onto their bodies? Or perhaps some sort of headgear that keeps it positioned directly in front of their face at all times? Because that sounds like it could be a winner.

“Omnibox”? WTF is an omnibox?

Ted Cruz?

She’s a multibillionaire and a CEO, so she’s a member of whichever party is making the strongest effort to hand out free (metaphorical) blowjobs to such people. Before this year, that was the republicans. Now it’s far and away the democrats.

LMFAO. She’s worried about national security so she’s endorsing the one who spent 4 years laying out our national secrets on a silver platter for any country with a laptop and a free afternoon.

Glad to see this literary blowjob hits all the major Hillary campaign policy positions: 1) Trump is bad, and 2) Hillary owns a vagina.

I hope you get just as triggered whenever someone says ‘Drumpf’.

Can we survey the businesses and ask them if “mobs of idiots who have no interest in the business itself, obstruct and repel real customers, and only showed up because their phone told them to” is the type of foot traffic they’re looking for?

So you drive across town to annoy people at a museum/church/AA meeting to get 10 fake coins when you could stay home and buy 100 fake coins for probably less than the gas money cost you? As with all freemium/p2w scamware, the biggest suckers of all are the ones who play but *don’t* pay.

Fads rarely make sense.

Any chance they could enjoy things while *not* mobbing public places obliviously staring at their phones?

No, the one where now there are even more phone zombies walking around annoying everyone and endangering themselves than usual.

Glad the public backlash to these idiots is coming swiftly and loudly.

Wall Street has spoken loud and clear. Warren never had a chance.

Being daily made painfully aware of how bad even one person being on wifi can ruin an online fighting game, I shudder to imagine how shitty the experience would be playing over a mobile network (with touchscreen controls, no less).

I don’t know why you guys have such a boner for spanish announcers, but please stop -.-

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CEO is this weekend and KI has less entrants than Street Fighter *4*. It’s the least entered game besides Melee Doubles, though each entrant for that has 2 players so really it’s dead last.

Trump is bad. Putting people into comas over soccer is bad. Therefore Trump.