If I were Romo’s vet, I’d be having a very difficult discussion with Candace right about now.

Dude, please learn what commas do.

Hell, I’d like to thank institutional racism. Wouldn’t be here today without it.

I’m just going to leave this here....

They are 0 and fucking 15. Years into the rebuild. Wake up my dude, it is a failure. And the only good thing about it is that it is so much of a failure that no one will ever do it again.

Carolina is, however, a great place for Cousins to have a great time.

What you’ve got here looks like a case of the Ubers.

Serious question

It's not your fault.

You can actually see the very moment the ref goes, “Eh, fuck it” and starts jogging.

I don’t think suspending the match will do much to stop the fire it started.

Your eyes are set side by side, not stacked on top of each other.

Most amazing is someone still doesn’t know how to hold a phone properly. Unless they’re 6 years old.

Fuck you SO HARD, Texas.

“Though Morales biggest offense is a weapons charge with no one injured, he is now serving 35 years in solitary confinement because of his gang ties.”

The thing is, not just anyone can apply: You have to have at least a bachelor’s degree in science, math, or engineering;

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Mostly for the penis size. Little bit for the hooves. Hooves are cool, man. Tapdance with some hooves and it’s like a John Bonham drum solo mixed with, like, cannons or some shit. Bad. Ass.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.