As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN DICKS?!?!

Came for dicks.. disappointed

You really can’t see why this is stupid? The narcissism, the addiction to their phones, the inability to connect to the world around them. It’s all pretty sad. I mean it’s not like they took one or two selfies, they were all literally glued to their phones the whole time taking selfie after selfie. The announcer is…

homeschooling never wins. even here, somehow.

The best part? Bumgarner is doing nothing wrong. He’s watching the ump from the mound, waiting for him to get into position so he can begin his delivery.

West: (stares)

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

I hope those fans leaving early had a good Dr. Pepper Championship Drive home.

Floyd isn’t holding Back+Down and constantly backdashing... 1/10.

I’d like to reiterate my request that he draws a Thanksgiving hand-turkey with that hand and posts it online.

I’m an M’s fan and I want to bean this fucking guy myself.

Very punchable face

Getting himself ejected was Weaver helping his team.

How does Chris Kluwe feel about this? And how far can he punt a football?

In fairness, the NFL has WAY too many breaks and tv timeouts, it really kills the game. People whine about baseball being long, but I think football is longer.

The breaks after kicks need to die. Especially kick offs. Score points, break, kick off, break, immediate turnover, break, Cleatus murders everyone in the stands, break, watching Jim Tomsula go back to his old job of cleaning up dead bodies, break, watching Jim keep his spoon in his soup, break.

Maybe this guy would be more excited about the wave if they had prefaced it with Micro.