I'm sure this is exactly what this dude had in mind when he decided to work hard and make this his profession.

Jesus! This is like a scene from The Naked Gun.

how is Sweden this time of year?

Since they outlawed Madison Bumgarner, the UK has had ZERO Bumgarner related strikeouts.

well then you should have provided a longer clip to lend proper context.

Pretty sure it's "National Football League".

It was 107 degrees out, homeboy just wanted to stay cool. Human rights issue IMO.

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE PIGGY?!

I think you meant to post here.

"These people doing this healthy thing are douchebags. It's hard for me to not kill them"

You actually don't speak for everyone.

Fuck drivers!

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

Goodness, man. Tell us more about how it's liberals that have a victim complex.

I occasionally feel that too, then I remember there's plenty of evidence he was racist and awful when he was much younger and I'm able to have schadenfreude again.

Rage sounds the same in any language. Except German, then everything sounds like rage.

lyk dis if u cry evrytime

American fans, your rooting interests are clear: if not a victory, then boring, low-scoring soccer, all around.

And now Germany gets its revenge for all that NSA snooping...oh wait this is American and we don't really care if we lose.