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I'm white as fuck. After reading the headline & some of the comments, I was half-expecting Winston to be one of these athletes who can't string together enough words to make a fucking coherent sentence (and they do exist) but there was nothing unusual or wrong about his post-game interview. He came off as an aware,

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Well, that's enough Internet this year...

Nah, you have that confused with dragging them behind a truck.

(whatever the dry-heaving equivalent of lol-ing is)

If only a good guy with a gun had been there.

This nominee is the id of Deadspin. Vote yes or GTFO.

C'mon. Couple this with the fact that he went on a media tirade after the fact calling Deadspin "Total Losers" and there's no way in hell this should not get in.

lol, nothing to insult? deadspin commenters be like

i'm getting tired of seeing this shit on every fucking article. not everyone on the internet knows about your seedy ass rss feeds, shut the fuck up and deal with it or move on.

Matt Joeckel's debut was bittersweet for most A&M fans, save for Matt's parents: mom Brandeen and dad Cletus the Slack-Jawed.

In fairness to the NFL, do we know for a fact that these players didn't have cognitive deficits to begin with? I mean, they are football players after all.

True, but it is better than frozen pizza and you can customize it. And get one shaped like a pumpkin for Halloween. Plus, the local places near my house are actually worse. The closest place that is better than Papa Murphy's is a little pricey for the regular "holy crap, what are we having dinner between

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America, silly goose.

I hope the NFL learned a very valuable lesson here: little kids are fucking morons.

Please inflate to 32 psi.

Is she really pulling this stunt, while holding on to an IPhone?

Really?

My God women are addicted to their phones.

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