He signed it, meaning he’s either going to sell it or he’s the biggest egomaniac ever.

We finally get a hazing story involving something allegedly sexual - instead of merely alcohol poisoning - and it’s just idiots jamming broken pool cues up each other’s asses.

Using fake populism to persuade the masses to rise up in defense of corporate profits worked pretty well for the Tea Party, but they had a vastly larger PR organization on their side.

(a) A person commits gambling when he or she:

I Wanna Be The Guy?

God, who decided that bikes needed to look like a giant safe fell on them and pancaked them? Is an extra half-a-second-per-hour’s worth of aerodynamic-ness really worth looking like such a tool?

Damn, I never wanted to believe graycism was actually a thing, but here we are.

Is that any way to talk to a man who was just clotheslined by a ghost?

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So MSU > Iowa, Iowa > Nebraska, Nebraska > MSU

Is it that posting the spanish videos won’t get you in trouble but posting the english ones will?

“DBZ had entire episodes of people standing in place screaming

Wait, we’re complaining that DB characters aren’t pointy and big-haired enough?

I have no idea what you’re even talking about at this point, so I’m just gonna quit.

He’s not unconscious, he’s not crying for help, and he’s taking a break from crawling out of his own car to dick around on his phone. If his own predicament is less important to him than his phone, why should I care any more than he does?

I’m talking about the driver. If he can’t be assed to get off his phone long enough to haul his own bleeding ass out of his own wrecked car, then why should the cameraman bother.

You mean the guy who was so wrapped up in his phone that he was checking facebook as he was pulling himself out of his crashed car, and then again later as everyone around him was helping out the people he maimed/killed?

If we’re honest, none of us were ever going to “do” anything beyond some empty, pointless social media posting, so I think the thing to do is sit back and keep our mouths shut and let them and the legal system sort it out for themselves.

He was playing hard. Sometimes selling a flop is a two man job.

Or that old fuck from Texas who shot a couple mexicans in the back for not getting off his lawn fast enough and got off scott free because Texas.