Dear gawker: I don’t know what all the scripts you’re loading from “gawker-labs.com” are doing or how much you paid the ABP people to disable writing filters against that url, but I had to nullroute it in hosts before this page would load without locking up firefox.

C’mon now, you can’t go and chide the mom for her comma misuse but then let that grammatical atrocity of a response go unmocked.

But Uber is totally different than taxis! It has an app!

A portrait mode Vine of a phone recording of a TV screen? Up to your usual standards, I see.

Noone goes bankrupt anymore, they just go find another VC firm to turn its money hose upon them.

We can’t let the DoD start thinking it can get on-field patriotism for free. They gotta pay if they want flag cleats on TV.

Hmm, well maybe we could grind them up and feed them to the troops. We’d have to lie on the label though...

Your brain has evolved to instinctively scan left and right for context, since it’s much more likely for important things to be happening to the left or right instead of above or below us (because of that whole ‘gravity’ thing). It’s why you can see more than 90 degrees left and right without moving your eyes, but…

We’ve passed the tipping point where being attacked by the ‘liberal media’ (aka fact checkers) and playing the victim card gains you more votes than being stupid loses you.

He’s down 6% from one outlier poll.

That there are still people like you out there who think this is acceptable.

That reminds me, aren’t we overdue for the next biannual(ish) total overhaul of Kinja that makes everything infinitely worse? Or have they decided that this iteration is already the perfect amount of godawful?

How can you convince Americans to appreciate soccer when you can’t even convince your own announcers?

Lance Armstrong could probably outrun it on his bicycle, even if his drug of choice was marijuana.

If you were an american, you’d know that at the end of the day, guns and religion always take a back seat to money. In fact, their continued prevalence is almost solely due to the fact that a bunch of horrible people out there have no moral problem (and certainly no legal problem) making a truckload of cash off of gun…

Huckabee might just as well have placed the bird’s cage in the center of a helipad and dropped a piano on it.