This is an FBS game? I haven’t so much as jogged anywhere in five years but I’d bet $100 I can run faster than every single person on that field.

> implying a horse isn’t the greatest thing you can be

Quite the opposite, in fact it started playing on its own while I was in a different tab.

as soon as a studio releases the first full-length trailer for a movie, that movie is required to come out in the next six months.

Breitbart is involved, as I understand, so they’ll drop it some time after they drop Benghazi.

Back when I had a DVR I’d binge-watch NFL all the time. I’d record the 4-5 games that were on that day, and at night I’d watch them all in probably two hours. It’s amazing how much fucking time gets sucked out of your life by ads and other assorted wastes of time watching sports live. Especially football.

C’mon, where’s the Florida radio?

Everyone knows you’re five times as likely to get hit by a car while watching a parade than driving on the highway.

Reminds me of watching the new anime with the japanese gibberish interrupted every three words by “SOOOPAH SAY-A-GIN GOD-UH”.

I don’t play this game so I don’t know the details, but if you release something with exploitable bugs, that’s on you. Fix your shit and don’t punish the players for your own oversights.

Last I checked, ‘hipster’ didn’t mean ‘someone who rips on casuals and posers’.

Oh my god fuck chiclet keyboards. Only one of the many atrocities Apple has unleashed upon the computing landscape.

Does it have Cheetahmen 3?

Oh my god buy a bike. Fuck running.

ESPN is to sports what the Weather Channel is to weather. Any second of airtime spent showing anything besides actual sports is a complete waste of my time.

Remember: It’s only OK to be an iAddict if you’re a cute sorority girl.

Take solace that selfies will be the slap bracelets or beanie babies of the 2010s. 20 years from now everyone will be embarrassed as hell that at one point in their life they thought they needed to take 200 pictures of their own stupid face every day just to prove they’d paid to go places that they never bothered to…

ABP Element Hider. Install it, use it, love it.