And that's great for you in your situation, but you can't expect everyone to be able to work it out all the time. If you have the $800 and can make it up, sure, but you might be living paycheck-to-paycheck and have to spend a lot more than $800 (based on number of people and location).

Oh yeah that would would be bad. People would make the sharks and alligators really sick I'm sure :(

Yeah, me too. My Ex moved for a job opportunity, and we were doing the LDR thing where I would fly out every six weeks, he'd fly to me every eight. I had a second wardrobe at the ex's apartment because the climate was so different. One day I'm looking at Facebook and there's these group pictures of my ex's work, and…

Betty Draper Francis, is that you?

Oh, yeah... I wanted to add this one, too.

Ok. Here is mine. My husband as some of yall may know was a controlling abusive asshole. We always had problems but I stayed so I didnt look like a failure. I work in an industry where I am priviledged to know lots of police officers and tow truck drivers. I always had suspicions that he was cheating on me but could…

Eugh, what a dick. The friend who so nonchalantly told you 'oh yeah, you're actually his mistress not his girlfriend' sounds like a huge asswipe too.

The ex was in the circus.

Several years ago, I was in a marriage that was slowly failing. He was a bartender who didn't think I appreciated him enough and would tell me about the girls hitting on him at work, including his co-workers, in great detail... "she told me she wanted to fuck my brains out" etc. Little awkward to visit him at his bar…

My friend got a Facebook message one day from his fathers mistress. She was knocked up and wanted to share the good news. A little less then a year later he gets another message, from another mistress. Guess what she has a toddler and daddy is an asshole who hasn't paid to support her or the baby. She thought he…

This dude (who cheated on me several years before, so I know to keep it casual) and I started dating. Then he starts acting so fucking weird - going on two week long "work trips", not responding to texts during those trips, disappearing for several days, telling me to keep us on the low (fine by me since my friends…

Yeah, I flew Ryanair when I lived in the UK and never had an issue. Same with Southwest,which I regularly fly when I can. I have never hand an unpleasant flight. I've had issues with both United and Continental in the past and it's usually a passenger making everyone's lives a living hell or weather that causes the…

What the fuck is a dress code gonna do? People can still be douchnozzles while wearing suits. As long as people aren't getting on the plane naked I don't give a flying fuck what they wear, and I'm sure there already is a code of conduct that says not to get shitfaced and assault people, it's called the law.

My goodness, back when you could bring a giant fountain soda full of cocktail on the plane I used to fly SO wasted. I'm surprised they let me on the plane half the time. Fortunately I was a pretty keep-to-myself drunk so I'd mostly read and sleep, but the hell if I could have done it without a shit ton of booze. I can…

"a frequent traveler like myself"

Honestly, most of the RyanAir flights I've been on have been absolutely tame compared to the nonsense that I've seen on United and US Air flights (and said nonsense usually entailed someone feeling entitled to something and causing a scene).

Totally disagree. I flew next to a flight attendant one time and had a very interesting (and eye-opening) conversation with her, she said that the most abhorred shift/route for the people she worked with was working first class for the flights between JFK and MIA. She said the people were incredibly rude, threw…

Yes. It attracts riff raff. Next thing you know, they're trying to marry your daughter. One solution- mandatory girdles, white gloves, and bow ties.

You kinda seem like a pompous doucharoo

One of the worst parts of living in Las Vegas is taking a plane back home to Las Vegas if you ever travel out of state. Party planes filled with obnoxious drunks giving the cabin crew hell, saying shitty things to you because you live in Las Vegas ("So are you some kind of weirdo stripper or something?"), just…