"That's not why she was incarcerated!"

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine. She was incarcerated for methamphetamine possession. While incarcerated she got into a bad scrap and had to have dental surgery because her teeth were so rotten. Her correctional officer a Mr. Healy was a real jerk and wrote in her case that she had "meth mouth". She's…

Worst is a high bar for pick-up lines. Let's play.

I knew a girl in grad school who was married, and one night she told me that when she met her future husband, he lived in a two story house and spent most of his time downstairs, but the only bathroom was upstairs.

"What I am/is Peter Pan"

god, never have I regretted a Kindle purchase so much as after buying this bloated unedited stylefree pile of words. But in the world of 50 shades of gray making bank, nothing surprises me anymore.

Turkey was more progressive and secular when I lived there as a kid in the late 60's. Ataturk is rolling over in his grave (at his mausoleum, where we went for field trips).

Actually sea cucumbers may be sufficiently phallic to have some sort of soul.

Sea cucumbers are too phallic for modesty! Please change it to sea anemones, which look more vag-like, and also sting, which would protect chastity better than a ban on public laughter. Who's gonna want to get busy with person rocking a stinging, glowing vagina? Fewer people, that's who!

It is so sad to witness what is happening in Turkey with Erdogan's government in charge. I remember when I was there in 2003 I had a very interesting discussion with a professor there about how Turkey has a choice to either look more towards the West or its neighbours to the East. Certainly, the EU also carries it…

Well to be fair, women don't laugh so much as imitate the sounds of men so as we may sound as if we have the souls required to interpret humor. But everyone knows we don't have souls, like goats or sea cucumbers.

Yeah, how dare someone with an opinion try to shove it down my throat without first paying a monthly rental fee to a third-party for the right to do so.

Does this guy realize the answer to muffin top is buying pants the right size, not getting plastic surgery?

I love how kittens think somersaults are the ultimate fighting technique.

My aunt calls that move "Halloween Cat".

Kittens (and more rarely, adult cats) do the puffed-up sidewise move when they want to play. Poor lil guy just wants a buddy.

You mean Calvin Klein ads of the 80's with Brooke Shields. The Kate Moss ads were the ones that caused controversy in the 90's.

The principle held a news conference at the high school, saying the two girls were believed to have been friends.

Hahaha, I can totally see my husband doing that (knowing tempura but not cauliflower, *not* being condescending to a waiter). He's been living in a variety of countries, meaning he has at least a passing knowledge of foreign dishes and methods of preparation from various origins, but he's incredibly clueless when it…