Ah yes, having women on the boards of companies that sell women's products would be just like having dogs on the board of Iams. Women: they're basically animals!

Sometimes I wonder if straight men are just kind of taking their relationship advice from the concept of sperm (keep throwing them into the void, one might hit the mark):

Not every photo is a 'selfie'. It does not appear that she took this photo herself, therefore it would just be a photo.

I buy kids books when in foreign countries. I was in a hurry in the Oslo airport and found a little book with a mole wearing a funny hat. So I bought it. While perusing it on the plane, I realized that it wasn't a hat. Someone had shit on the mole's head and he was in search of which animal pooped on his head. It is…

I'm not one to believe in fate, but the following sequence of events makes me wonder...

Can I take credit for my sister's time she got really, really lucky? I'm 9 years older than my sister, the baby of the family. One day when I was 11 or 12 (and she was 2 or 3), I walked into our family room to watch Nickelodeon or something. I could hear "Barney" playing on the TV and was not feeling that shit. I walk…

Go Reds!

You may be sorry you asked.

I dont know how far back you want to go - but the basics go something like this. After the WWII/Holocaust, there were millions of Jews with no homeland. The imperialist British used strokes of a pen to basically assign Palestine to be shared with the Jews, who already have this religious belief that it belongs to…

A bunch of Europeans stole an Arab country in 1948 (because of what other Europeans did to them - i.e. the Germans) and have spent the last 70 years trying to murder every Arab who won't leave the small remnant of the country still in Arab hands

You forgot the part where the big man came to little man's house, bulldozed it to the ground and called the land his own...

A little man slaps a big man in the face. The big man beats him to a bloody pulp with a crowbar, then beats up anyone standing near him, then complains to sympathetic bystanders about how much his face hurts now.

You know what would be a great source of protein? That passive-aggressive friend.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

NSA computers have identified Chancellor Merkel's search terms as "Götze shirtless."

"Have I told you the one about my penis? Oh, never mind, it's too long,"

As always, when you want to punish a woman you... well, murder or rape her. And when you want to punish a man you... also murder or rape a woman.

I would have loved to hear him say "I don't have a copy of that law on me, but let me get someone from CPS down here and they can explain. Have a seat in the back of this car..."

She strikes me as the type that yells "First Amendment!" anytime someone chastises her for saying something stupid .