WE DON'T TAKE INFANTS TO AREAS WHERE MOSHING MAY BE TOTALLY PROBABLE.

Only Brad Paisley is allowed to suck at a Brad Paisley concert!

Cell phones totally throw off pacing in a dining room. Customers fuck around barely glancing at the menu, and then become enraged when I'm not available to take their order the second they are ready. And now, because they wasted so much time picking out the perfect string of Emojiis to expresshow they feel about…

Exactly. They want a world where men are in charge of who gets laid, because when women are in charge, they have to be accountable for their assholery.

Hey, now, I went to Subway earlier and ordered a turkey and cheese sub. It was delicious.

it's called the Madonna-whore complex, and we have it on a cultural level.

"but want sexually liberated women to sleep with on the other."

I never understood why some boys hate Feminism so much in one hand, but want sexually liberated women to sleep with on the other. It's Patriarchy that sexually represses and slut-shames, but God Forbid we work towards gender/sexual equality so that we CAN have sex without negative social repercussions!

I have never, not once, actually been satisfied with a meal from Panera. NEVER. Their food tastes OK (repeat: OK), but it's LUDICROUSLY overpriced considering the miniscule portions, and the pretentiousness is staggering. You're no better than McDonald's, Panera.

I would say, based on my (granted, fairly limited) experience in a semi-high-end hotel restaurant with really cool decor, that the constant instagramming and picture taking definitely adds some time to the meal.

Five Guys is definitely fast food. The only way you can try to claim it isn't is if you're operating off of the flawed and circular "fast food is bad, and this is good, so it can't be fast food" logic.

I recently had the Big K at Burger King and sorry the McDouble at McDonalds is far better. Also the Five Guy burgers are way overrated, their french fries are good but tooo expensive.

This is nowhere near being in the running after some of the nightmare stories I've read here, but I'll go ahead and share mine anyway,

I don't hate cupcakes, but I don't see what's so special. I can make cupcakes at home. If I really want professionally made ones, I can ask my cousin who's a pastry chef. Unless that cupcake is solid gold, I don't see why it's worth over $200.

When I was a junior in college, my summer housing plans fell through at very close to the last moment. To make things worse, I was doing study abroad, so I couldn't go around looking at places. And this is 1999, so finding housing online wasn't really much of a thing. We still had to plan over the phone, like heathens.

This makes me incredibly angry in that they could have avoided all of this by just giving you your own room in the first place.

After my amazing roommate moved out, my remaining roommate (M) and I wound up with J. J was so lovely when we met him but once he moved in was an aggressive and arrogant piece of shit. My other roommate (who I am still close with and love dearly) is so nice and often bends over backwards for undeserving people. J…

A history of every roommate I've ever had:

slander and libel laws are different in the US and the UK.