I love this. I too grew up in a Jesus house and it was sad how, despite my mother’s reassurances that I could ‘tell her anything’, I really couldn’t. There was no way in hell I could bring up anything to do with pre-marital sex or fooling around, even if I just had questions. I learned about sex from my friends…

I’ve never heard of Craig Strickland but that’s very sad.

Interesting. What would happen if he made it all the way to the end and was declared President-elect, then stepped back?

Serious question. Do you think compulsory voting would see an increase in Republican or Democrat votes?

It really does feel like he’s taking the piss. Will we later find out this whole stunt is just an elaborate reality TV show set up because Trump got bored with The Apprentice and wanted to appear 24/7 on several channels at once?

Um. I assume he has at least one redeeming quality? Otherwise...

I was on the White House website for no good reason this morning and noticed Barack Obama’s name in the header. I had a chilling flash-forward to Donald Trump’s name being there instead, and an icy hand closed tightly around my heart.

I have waited years to be ungreyed and I’m pretty sure I just missed my chance by not logging onto Jezebel for 24 hours for the first time ever.

The Boondock Saints is one of my favorite movies. I wonder what my brotasm score is.

I love his handwriting. Those Gs, Ts and Ys!

Those eyes!

I LOVE how cheeky your grandpa looks.

I saw it in New York last month and it was the greatest two hours of my life.

You called?

I didn’t know there could be a scarier image than Robin Thicke donning the Beetlejuice costume and crotching a twerksome Miley. I was wrong.

It’s a paradox!

Staying up all night. Especially for some twee reason like ‘staying up to watch the sunrise’. Fuck that. I’ll be over here in my bed, asleep.

We broke a Wedding Rule by not having favors/bonbonniere at our back yard wedding. I looked at a few options but they were expensive for what they were, a bit useless and would most likely be left on the tables at the end of the night. Instead we threw loads of cash towards food and booze and everyone had a great time.

I think you should, then come back and let us know how you go.

That’s a quick and easy fix - do it! Or do an A/B test and send half out as Toni, half as Tony. (Given the OP’s experience, I’d send the Tonys to your top picks.)