spoonerooni
Spoonerooni
spoonerooni

I’m six months pregnant and I’d murder a kitten for a sashimi roll.

The universities in my area have official student unions which, as well as supporting/advocating for students, run various on-campus retail and food outlets and have quite high $ turnovers. Basically, businesses. Each year, a new swathe of eager young students are elected to ‘run’ these guilds. They sit in the board

Mike <3

Yes. We are terrified down here. It was a laugh at first, but now it’s like watching your sister marry her abuser who promptly starts punching your neighbors.

I agree. I don’t like it when people insist on calling two of my sisters my ‘half-sisters’ just because we have different moms. Just ‘sister’ is fine; no need to go into the technicalities unless it’s relevant to the conversation.

That is... bizarre.

It’s interesting how, like in the Bill Cosby sex assaults, women said it for years then as soon as one man (Hannibal Buress) agreed that it was happening, suddenly people thought maybe the women weren’t lying.

Not exactly gross, just brutal, but... I went to see a doctor about a) my IBS and b) the weird flap of skin poking out of my butthole. It used to get sore and chafe after my extended IBS-related bathroom visits, and poked out enough to be visible to roaming clit-visitors. After some tests ascertained that my IBS would

Yaaay success is the best revenge! Well done you :)

It’s like referring to an airplane as an aeroplane: comprehensible but antiquated.

Thank you for this. I’ve struggled to articulate to myself what’s okay and what’s not, and you’ve done it perfectly.

I was just reading some comments about the Depp/Heard story on other sites and I’ve concluded that a video could emerge of Johnny Depp repeatedly punching Amber Heard in the face, and the internet would still declare her to be a gold digger who deserved it.

So fucking depressing.

You might be thinking of Carrie Underwood’s ‘Before he cheats’. But in the music video for Taylor’s song ‘Blank Space’ she does take to a guy’s convertible with a golf club.

Amen to the sexy accent. I’m married to a Welshman and we’re flummoxed by the vote. I think disillusionment with Westminster may have played a big part (Wales gets overlooked/shafted in many ways that Scotland doesn’t, because Scotland has their own parliament whereas Wales’s national assembly seems pretty toothless.)

Nooooo. I loved 7 Pounds. It’s my go-to cry movie that I watch if I’ve been dangerously suppressing my emotions and need to let them all the fuck out.

Oh. I genuinely thought it meant One True Lesbian Fuck and wondered if part of the origin story was missing.

What the FUCK, USA. Your Congress is poisoning your own country and they don’t give a single shit.

Side note: you lot need to get onto celcius like the rest of us. The metric system is bloody amazing.

I thought the Republicans owned all the vaginas.

I’m super excited that this means another female writer/director/producer out there kicking ass. And a trans woman too! So good for trans kids to see another trans person who is so talented and high-profile.