WHAT THE FUCK. This makes me so mad.

This is a really interesting experiment, and thank you for going through with it despite your discomfort.

Will and Jada can’t get divorced because they have been married for 10,000 Hollywood years and I refused to sign off on this decision.

Do you speak of one Mr Abbott? Because if so YE GODS I AGREE SO FUCKING MUCH

I thought long commutes were designed for catching up with people you don’t see regularly (hands-free of course). When I lived interstate for a few years, it was the only way I kept in touch with family. It’s a big chunk of otherwise-free time - what better way to spend it?

It’s been twelve years but I still get a sense of dread when I hear a particular Vivaldi tune because that was my ringtone when I was dating a complete doucheplug and I hated the way he’d call me like 12 times a day. *shudder*

I don’t understand why her body is casting a shadow on the sky and clouds.

It’s the font choice, the embossed effect and the drop shadow. Three go-to elements for authors designing their own covers. Self-published was the first thing I thought of too.

I kiss the top of my cats’ heads all the time.

I scrolled through Facebook earlier today and there was a photo of a mildly-hot co-worker who I have never been attracted to. He had a baby strapped to his chest and he was vacuuming.

Thanks for your words and insight - I really appreciate it!

I graduated college with a completely useless degree - the industry was impossible to get into. So I went back and did a postgrad in a different field. No one told me that that the new field was also practically impossible to penetrate. I ended up freelancing for free, using some connections provided by one of my…

There was a craze for flared jeans when I was a teenager (late 90s) - so extreme that we would slit our jeans to the knee and insert a triangle-shaped panel of fabric to make our jeans even more flared.

Thank you :) I’m super-excited! Now I just have to stop my imagination running away with me and be cautious about planning the high teas that JK Rowling and I will have to celebrate being the two top bestselling authors in the world.

Thank you :) I’m trying not to sound like a complete numpy when I talk to her! Hopefully soon I’ll be a pro!

I know I’m late to the party and no one will see this, but I’m going to shout it from the rooftops anyway:

Anonymous star fairy. Yep, that just about sums it up.

You pretty much covered everything I came here to say! I’m in a different timezone to probably 99.9% of the audience here so I’m late to the party most of the time anyway. I rarely comment but star all the time.

There's no way that's real. Look how thick the braid is, and it's only coming out of a small patch of scalp. Half of the fine-haired girls I know get a braid that size from an entire scalp's-worth of hair.

Robert Pattinson used to look really sexy most of the time and now he looks really happy most of the time instead and I think I like the second one better.