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Be warned: Starbucks's version of a flat white sounds completely different to one you'd actually get in Australia.

Nothing. Nothing really happened. Watch it. You'll be fine.

I don't know why people keep talking about how this is a race issue. I watched a Will Smith movie on the weekend and he's a successful black man, so that means that black men actually have no barriers in this country. Neither do black women, because Oprah.

WHAT? The Bear Jew and the director of Hotstel are the same guy? Well GOSH.

Wow, that's the first time anyone's ever thanked me for causing an asthma attack. You're welcome!

I once read a story in a woman's magazine about a guy who moved back in with his ex wife and kids after the divorce. Except he didn't tell them. He set up a mattress in the roof space and made little holes in the ceiling of each room so he could spy on the areas below. While they were out I think he used the kitchen

Thank you. I am.

Thanks for the info! I've actually been tested already and I'm not celiac. The doctors reckon it's just IBS.

Congratulations on your pregnancy! That's awesome :)

I know. I'm sufficiently ashamed.

Yes. I had to WORK with him after that.

This is the second time I've ever told it. (My poor sister knows.) I think I just needed to get it off my chest. And thank you!

The towel's fate haunted me for a long time. Along with a lot of other things.

Wow. Twenty is still practically a teenager. Do you mind me asking what happened?

Thank you. I'm picking up my husband from the airport an hour later so he better be ready to shower me with some care and possibly chocolate.

I'm in the unique position of not cringing one bit at this. Because as of yet I haven't heard a poop-related hookup story worse than my own.

Breast cancer has always hovered around my family and the risk feels ever-present. Tomorrow I'm getting fine needle aspirations on two of the four lumps in my right breast. They're likely fibroadenomas but I'm still a little scared. I'm 29, and breast cancer feels like something that only happens to older people -

I think what's weirding me out about Renee Zellweger's appearance is that she actually looks like a different person. She doesn't look like Renee Zellweger with a dose of cosmetic surgery or botox. Instead, she's now a cross between Naomi Watts, Sarah Jessica Parker and Emily Watson, with a tiny dash of Glenn Close.

I imagine that Preserve does have a trained editor. Surely, SURELY that role couldn't have been overlooked.