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spookywerewolfbarmitzvahs
spookywerewolfbarmitzvahs

That is "stank face." It's all part of the werqstravaganza.

What does he smell at 0:15 that is so bad it interrupts his groove?

No, some are from Reddit.

Psht, call me when turkin' makes a comeback..

He is the #1 reason I watch The Good Wife. Just CHARMING. Also, I have major eyelash envy.

My husband is an unapologetic yawn-interrupter. He sticks his finger in my mouth when I yawn at least a few times a week. He does it to the dogs, too. He also wonders why I tell him to get his hand off me every time he touches my thigh. It's because he has some kind of sick compulsion to squeeze right above my knee

Trufax. Even in Romy and Michele, he just OOOOOZED yummy.

This is the least surprising thing I've ever read- Alan Cumming will always win everything! He is the essence of charisma.

Gandalf ->

I can't believe this guy HAS a girlfriend. God bless her.

Hey, my wife! When did she become a dude?

I have no idea why, but I wanted Winston from New Girl to be singing this.

How can something be "very tepid"? Tepid is by definition not an intense state. Also why is that the part of that message that's bothering me?

My theory: this is that this guy is just a complete douche and nobody he works with likes him, and some underling he's treated like crap for years and who he relies on to actually do the research and watch everything and then fill him in on it finally had enough and just started fucking with him "Yes, this new movie

My cat went missing last April. Guess who showed up at the pound this week? OH YEAH.

A jaded human being.

I'm 45, and I just did something I never thought I'd do: start my own business and hustle for investors. If you had asked me at 21- even 35!- if I'd ever be an entrepreneur, I'd have laughed my ass off! I have a good friend who went back to get her MA in counseling at 45 and now has a successful practice (and is on

Steve Jobs knew about periods. Tim Cook only knows about "periods of performance."

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

Without hesitation: fuck RiRi, marry Bey, kill Nicki.