You're right, I DO need this. Much obliged, corgis! :)

Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

Exactly! I'd rather be happy on candy every third day than miserable on almonds every day.

*updating bucket list*

I could probably eat a tarantula if it was covered in toffee.

Okay, THAT I could get on board with.

Next person/article/entity that suggests to me that "a handful of almonds" is an acceptable substitute for candy or, I don't know, something that ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE FOOD, will be yelled at. For several minutes.

You are now my new hero. Well, you and that dick drawing runner.

"Eating bread while intercoursing" is now on my bucket list.

OMG she read my mind! Only my mind contains significantly less maps, running and drawing.

This exactly! I've also realized it's more of a "pick 'n' mix" situation, where you randomly click your way through people who might all, or none, be The One. Which is kind of hard for me to accept, being a hopeless romantic and all.

Hi Aisha! I'm a big fan of "Archer", and I have a couple of questions about the show. What convinced you to get on board the series? What do you think makes Lana such a great character? And finally, do you think she really loves Archer? Thanks! :)

I don't think you're overreacting at all. It doesn't necessarily mean something is up, but if he gets to see pictures of you then of course you should be afforded the same luxury. I would ask him flat out, not in an overly confrontational way, but rather "I noticed you took your pictures down, could you send me one?"…

Do I indeed. And it did NOT disappoint.

I can't see the picture, but since it might be connected to the subject at hand it's obviously getting my recommendation.

Award: Standing next to Meryl Streep.

Oh good god yes! This is quickly turning into my favorite Oscars-themed fantasy ever. I I mean, not that I have any others.

You read my mind! I was thinking she could portray a different character for every award. Just imagine Julia Child presenting the award for Best Adapted Screenplay, for instance.

Host: Meryl Streep

EXCELLENT.