Lutefisk, as my mom's side of the family is all Swedish. That stuff is not meant to be eaten. Seriously, it dissolves silverware! Also the smell is like low tide, death and farts all together.

My boyfriend actually likes my makeup, is that weird?

Kinda jealous. In the Air Force we only could wear plain black pumps or fugly mens oxfords. Probably for the best though because I can't imagine how many of my fellow Airmen would've shown up in "patriotic" stripper shoes with guns as the heels if given the opportunity.

No reason to get the vaccine?

My one and only celeb encounter was 2 years ago in Province Town. I was walking down a street and John Waters was just standing there. We made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time. I wish I had the guts to have talked to him but I didn't. LOL the end.

My mother was the queen of denial when it came to our relationship. She never understood why I moved out in the middle of the night and never spoke to her again. In her mind I was a horrible bratty child and she was a wonderful mother who did every thing she could to give me an amazing childhood. A childhood filled…

Going by my experience with my last boss, yes, some people do just like to make their employees miserable. I transferred to another store a month ago to escape her crazy and she STILL hasn't put it through. Every time my current boss calls her she has some bull shit excuse about it. I'm sure if she could have…

Quitting is the option I just took. My boss is not only mean for the sake of being mean, she's absolutely useless as well. She doesn't "get shit done" aside from sitting in the one office with the door locked messing with her phone and eating snacks. When she comes out she makes sure to yell at everyone and put us…

OMG these Youth Asylum guys totally gave a suprise free concert at my middle school. We got a free demo on cassette tape LMAO. All I remember is one of them took off his shirt and rubbed his nipples and us kids were like "wtf is going on". There was also some weird older dude that sang too, he gave a rose to one of my…

I really hope this gains momentum. I can't go out alone with out getting cat called and it scares the shit out of me. Once this guy kept following me in his truck while I was trying to walk to work. Luckily when I was crossing the street a big tractor trailer pulled out super slow and allowed me enough time to run…

One of my dad's favorite pranks was tricking us into eating hot peppers. Turned me off spicy food for years.

LOL. Every time I see someone wearing socks and sandals it's fucking Tevas.

Where was this when I was 8?

Snopes did. http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymod…

She doesn't have a dimple on the -real- right side (omg so ugly, right?). She seems very insecure.

Years ago my dad was sitting on the computer late one night and heard the screen door in the kitchen (which opened to the backyard) slide open. He leaned back on the chair to see through the kitchen door and watched as a pair of raccoons walked right in. They went through the kitchen, walked right past my dad and sat…

After seeing a large female ball python near death from a rat attack I'm pro pre-killed, unless of course you have a snake that just won't accept it. Live feeders are also a great way to get mites unless the place selling them is really, really diligent. I have fed both live and frozen and don't really care much about…

While some shitty people own snakes, the vast majority of the herp community is made up of good people that don't own them just to seem cool.

They look like the orthopedic shoes old people wear.

In the Air Force I roomed with this one girl that drove me batshit crazy. She liked to eat in bed... but only in MY BED!! Getting under the covers and feeling someone else's cookie crumbs is so fucking disgusting. Whenever I was out and she was in the room she was always on my bed. But she thought everything was hers…