Love Vega products but I can get them cheaper locally. 2-3 dollars less than the discounted price, so I’ll pass.

Love Vega products but I can get them cheaper locally. 2-3 dollars less than the discounted price, so I’ll pass.

My step-sister’s obese asshole cat certainly resented his diet. If he saw you eating and you wouldn’t give him any he’d bite, hard, and have to be pulled off. She also had to put padlocks on the cupboards and fridge to keep him out. Originally she had the ones meant to keep toddlers out but he got those off in less…

I think the only reason she hasn’t gained weight is because they have a wicked laxitive effect. D:

My pet Madagascan Hissing Roach is named Philburt, after the turtle from Rocko’s Modern Life. He’s such a weirdo and refuses to eat processed foods. Only expensive unsalted nuts and organic fruits and veggies for him. On the plus side this has caused me to keep much better food in the house and eat a lot better…

Definitely still around because my coworker drinks 3-5 cans of that crap a day. I keep telling her they don’t work like that, lol. Her lunch every day is 2 cans of SlimFast and a huge bag of Ruffles with a side of ranch dressing.

LOL yes, I was just about to comment that it looks like crap I can buy at F21 for less than $10. Not that I would because it’s major fug.

I can believe the part about using the gym to find a hookup... but having sex at the actual gym? I go to two different gyms and I can’t think of a spot where one would be able to have sex and not be seen. Most of the guys at the big shiny gym I go to are too busy looking at themselves to hit on girls (or other guys)…

My problem is it’s just my bedroom that’s a mess. It’s too easy to just close the door when company is over LMAO.

Much better than my old cat Smokey, he liked to only pee on CLEAN laundry.

My parents did the same take away crap left on the floor thing for most of my childhood. I kind of wish someone would do this to me now because my bedroom is a mess LOL.

Yeah, I kinda did my own thing. I’m friends with a few power lifters and they walked me through the basics. I split my training into legs day and upper body day so I can at least move 50% of my body the next day LMAO. I’ve done full body weight training workouts in a single day and barely lived to regret it.

Walk on an incline, turn that treadmill all the way up and walk as fast as you can. I burn more calories doing this than running and don’t feel as shitty afterward. I lost 20 lbs in 3 months doing this daily, weights 2 times a week and eating better.

I started doing low impact stuff like the eliptical and swimming while doing weight training to build up muscle strength. Building muscle REALLY takes a load off the joints and tendons. I used to suffer from tendonitis in my elbows and bad knee and hips but that’s all pretty much gone. Weights are going to suck at…

When will this Greek yogurt trend end??? I JUST WANT REGULAR YOGURT AND NO GROCERY STORE NEAR ME CARRIES IT ANYMORE EXCEPT FOR YOPLAIT LIGHT AND THAT DOESN’T COUNT. D:

I don’t use Wen (I like As I Am brand personally) but cleansing conditioners are the best thing that ever happened to my hair and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands. I will shave my head before going back to irritating shampoo. Frizzy, dry, breaking hair is not a good look and since I gave up shampoo I no…

OMG I totally had EVERYTHING pictured in that last shot. Although not all at once, I wouldn’t get the blue Chevy until 1998 at a garage sale but I had the pink one. Western Fun barbie and the horse was one of my favorite toys ever.

I used to love this catolog as a kid, especially in the pre-internet days. The stuff was so random and cool. And unlike Sky Mall it was all pretty reasonably priced.

Fuckin Teddy Ruxpin man, don’t even mention that thing around me IRL because I will scream. My brother and I were home alone one evening during a thunderstorm and we heard a hideous noise from the closet. Teddy Ruxpin sounded like a possessed demon and we wound up beating him to death with a baseball bat.

Kind of want this... I had freckles on my cheeks as a kid that have all but faded away. I can’t even see them under sheer makeup any more. I don’t want to expose myself to enough sun to bring them back, skin cancer is quite common in my family.

The “Melville” episode of the Rugrats makes me cry hysterically. As a kid I saw it for the first time the day my hamster died... A few months ago someone posted the picture of Chuckie holding dead Melville on Facebook and I damn near had an emotional meltdown. LOL all the feels, man, all the feels in the world.