What this really means is that Pizzazz and the Misfits finally win.

She’s such an ignorant idiot. I just pity her.

I feel like if I had MORE confidence and maybe less boyfriend when I was younger I would have had a much more productive life.

It's the 10s version of the 90s version of the 70s. Third time is NOT the charm.

She reminds me more of Mindy’s character on The Office.

I’ll drink anything they put an orange in

"AM I a gay fish???"

Gee, Jezebel, thanks so much for providing this invaluable public service. I hope you all sleep well tonight.

WOW GUYS YOU REALLY GOT THE SCOOP ON THAT ONE

This seems appropriate.

Your racist tears are hilarious!

Ugh, THIS mofo. Christ on a Ranch-flavored Cornut, Simon looks like he went to a merkin-maker for his toupee.

I work with a lot of kids that remind me of Eric Cartman