Will he talk to me about slime molds? I can't seem to find anyone that doesn't run away when I start taking about them, especially the dog barf one (and nobody wants to see the pictures I took of one last summer).

Interesting.... Nair seems to only ever remove the top layers of my skin while leaving my hair completely untouched.

A lace front wig has literally a piece of lace around the hair line with hair looped in it rather than a thick seam that a "regular" wig has. It looks much more natural.

She was so entertaining. Not gonna lie, I was obsessed with her when I was little and renamed all my dolls Kristi Yamaguchi.

The drawing fails to capture the Swede's GIGANTIC pants held up by suspenders. I was laughing my ass off every time his blue butt stuck out.

6 years ago I cut my best friend out of my life and I really miss all the fun we used to have but every time I talk to her I am reminded why we are done. She is selfish, manipulative, codependent, dates abusive gross men, never wants to do what I want to, can't hold a job and always needs someone else (me) to pay for…

Not at all a dog for most, but they are quite the character. Shibas can be aloof and some really don't have much interest in people at all. They are not all as cuddly as they appear. They can also be high energy and this combined with their high intelligence can bring disaster if they are not properly exercised on the…

I hate the "floss shame". I have super crowded teeth and can't afford to fix them so floss gets STUCK between my teeth. One dental hygienist called bull shit and attempted to floss my teeth. She had to get the water gun thing to get it out. They stopped after that but the dentist retired and closed the office so I get…

Once, when I was still in the military I had to get my leg checked out because my one calf had swollen to freaky proportions after a run. My Chief sent me over right away, all sweaty in my PT clothes. The doctor was NOT thrilled about having to stay late to look at me and not so subtly let me know. Best part was he…

JCP Salons still exist? The one near me closed in like 2002 or so. The portrait studio left around the same time as well. I used to get my hair cut there every year right before school started in elementary school.

My problem with pull ups has always been the height of the bar. I have to jump as high as I can and hope I can grab it with my finger tips and then I have to somehow attempt to pull myself up... haha not gonna happen. The Air Force never required me to do pull ups but we were always encouraged to try. There is no…

I guess I am lucky because my local H&M is always clean and well organized... which is super weird considering I never see an employee aside from the one or two at the registers. Who is keeping it neat!? Ghosts? Gnomes?

When I was a little artsy kid in the early 90s I used to get playfully teased by adults about growing up and working for Lisa Frank. LOL if only they knew!

I could never stand to be with a direct opposite of myself. A crazy Tea-Party cheap beer drinking high strung animal hater would probably find himself murdered after 15 minutes tops.

I've always been partial to blue lights. As a kid we used to do the whole house in just blue lights and it looked so neat when there was snow on the ground.

So glad to see Xtina has apparently hired a makeup artist that doesn't coat her in a layer of spackle 3 inches thick.

Don't forget that Anon has done some similar shit to what they're "defending" people from now. They have attacked people for little to no reason and ruined their lives on and off line.

LOL smaller passengers are not going to get away with paying less, we are talking about airlines, remember. They will probably come up with a way to charge smaller people more for less seat too. "Adjustable armrest fee" or some shit, mark my words- they'll find some way.

I just love when guys try to tell me my entire worth as a human being is defined by my ability to be a quiet servant. LOL nice try, but I'm not a dumbass and I know I don't have to sit quietly and let Frosted-tips McDouche tell me how I need to act to snag a husband. I'd rather be an outspoken slut than wind up with a…

Making a mental note to avoid this since I'm allergic to nickle. My doctor recently put me on The Shot in hopes that it will stop my periods completely since they've been trying to kill me the past 6 months (like needing fucking morphine to deal with the pain, going through 24 pads in 4 days, extreme fatigue, nausea,…