Bye forever, AV Club. Shame what your corporate overlords have done with you. Your ass used to be beautiful.

‘The Adventures of Robin Hood’ with Errol and Olivia.

Perfectly cast, beautifully shot, a tale that’s lasted for a thousand years and still wears well.

There’s no better Robin or Marian - or Tuck or Little John or Will Scarlet, either.

The Love Guru must have been #31.

How the hell is Jaws not on this list?

I wish Disney cared to pay me to plug Home Alone. Instead, I pay them $7 a month to have access to it at all hours of the day, in case a Home Alone emergency arises.

The Untouchables

Yeah, time for her to pick a somewhat lighter project.

Haven’t seen The Leftovers (which I plan to remedy) but there’s plenty of the mother hen in Lydia.  It’s a complex character.

Your first problem was listening to a Best Buy employee.

Haha, so much this. I was at Best Buy to pick up a USB C wall plug because Apple conveniently doesn’t package these with their phones anymore (which is a whole other layer of bullshit).

Wait...does that mean you have all my cables?

I have all non-Apple chargers/cables and have never experienced this. I 100% guarantee this is not an Apple thing.

https://slate.com/culture/2021/11/tick-tick-boom-movie-netflix-diner-cameos-broadway.html?fbclid=IwAR28FgVoGZWmaKCLeM3UAt7kKh1B0_90vv-XkOMQJx5b6q-0B1Vx7D2MvoY

I would hate to miss out, but for one co-worker no one else I know watches these “movies”... The sheer volume is pretty impressive. Yes, maybe the Ru Paul selection would be a hoot if nothing else!?

So so so many Xmas movies.. I have a co-worker who watches every one of them, and I watch none. If someone has a couple they could recommend (I was thinking the Dratch/Gasteyer one looked less sappy and more comedic in tone) I would give it a try. I have tried to watch one or two in the past which were not good but…

My guess is they are all Melissa Joan Hart.

100% spot on.

I’d rank it right above Quantum (although even that has a short running time going for it). I know it’s popular to dismiss Spectre (and to be clear, making Blofeld Bond’s step-brother is… OMG, what the fuck were they thinking?), but if you cut it off right after Bond blows up Blofeld’s base and right before Bond says,…

And you call yourself an Apple fan...

And you call yourself an Apple fan...

I hear there is great ear reduction surgeries available now that work wonders for keeping Air pods in your ears. /s :) I feel your pain...

I hear there is great ear reduction surgeries available now that work wonders for keeping Air pods in your ears. /s…