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We need a name for a group of Republicans, like a murder of crows.

no one in that family is capable of any positive emotion. hell, calling that a family is reaching. it’s more like a “grouping” or something.

Black List drinking game:

Is Nosferatu available? Then again, he might pass out of professional courtesy.

Alfie Taylor as Barron. Sofia Vergara as Melania. John Cena as Trump. Mo-cap Andy Serkis as both Eric and Don Jr. A discarded department store mannequin as Ivanka, and an uncredited extra as Jared.

Oh, can someone get Melania to go crazy about this and blame black people for this “black list”?  

if I ever looked 10% of this I’d put this picture on my fucking gravestone.  I still can’t believe this isn’t photoshopped.

<b>The AV Club<\b>

So...um...is Salma Hayek doing the same level of training? Are there pics?

Just, um...curious.

Exactly. And in other news, I am looking forward to the country-wide opening of the Marvel Gym franchise.

I’d like to say I’d get buff if I was getting paid as much as them for doing it but, well, I’m not gonna kid myself:  I’m still too lazy to do that.

The Big Thicc.

Back in my day we would’ve called that a beefcake shot, which I guess isn’t necessarily any better.

Damn. First Chris Pratt, then Paul Rudd, now Kumail.

I’m no fitness guru, but I’m thinking the Nanjiani in the photo is not the current day-to-day fit Nanjiani he is now, that’s the dehydrated-for-days, just-worked-out-so-veins-are-popping fit Nanjiani. It’s enough to be jealous over, but people should know nobody really looks like that day-to-day.

Fun Fact: This is the first time I’ve heard the term “thirsty shirtless” before. Fuckin’ hate it. 

Nah, at least Dalton was mobile. Old Roger Moore was a wax statue being pulled from scene to scene by whatever 20-year old they’d found that year.

Not even worst of the Craig Bond movies. That’s Quantum of Solace thanks.

Typical Corbyn, won’t specify Vol 1 or Vol 2.  It’s Brexit all over again.

Has any big star ever radiated less likeability than O'Neal? His behaviour offscreen doesn't help in that perception, of course, but even so.