I thought Jodi Balfour was the best thing about season 1, hoping they’ve wised up and made her the Don Draper of this season.

can you break down the word “prostitute” next? Quickly though, Henry Winkler is looking anxious.

but seriously kids: turn your phones sideways, respect the artists vision.

Hey-yo!

Donald and Phoebe seem pretty woke, so whats with shilling for Amazon? I know most streaming companies are owned by someone evil, but evil is basically Amazons m.o.

ever tried watching it sideways? It’s pretty nice.

love that poster. Saw it from about three blocks away when the movie came out and even then it burnt your eyeballs and screamed “YOU NEED TO SEE THIS”

for Transformers cos theres more than meets the eye?

side on.

too bad, thats a lovely poster. Is your Out of Sight the orange one?

Casey Affleck? really? How is he still a thing?

it’s pretty amazing that he brought that whole story to a conclusion. And Secret Wars felt self-contained too, which is quite the trick. 

and thats not even the most boring thing about him: look at him - skeleton-lookin dude in black with lots of teeth. srsly.

better question: has there been a good crossover in the last 10 years? 20?

...and one of the Marvel writers in the 80's said that The Vision sounded like Ronald Colman.

*Globes writers frantically making notes*

oh i dunno, Vincent is a handsome swine. Not conventionally handsome, sure, but charismatic as hell too.

did she? Thats awful. Yeah, i know, not her fault, unequal gendered beauty standards etc etc but it’s still disappointing. And there’s lot’s of actresses who have let their looks mature beautifully too - Hellen Mirren, Catherine Deneauve, god, Judy Dench, still gorgeous.

Do i think they go about matching their looks to potential partners like paint chips? um, yeah, a lot of them do! Either looks or money. Sorry to be crass, but look at the world!

nah, you should give it a go, it’s really good (though it haven’t seen it since holy shit 92!) Her radiance - physically, intellectually, emotionally - works perfectly for the story.