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that Emmanuelle Béart is breathtakingly beautiful and radiates compassion makes Auteuil’s indifference all the more perplexing. get with it dude, you’re not bad lookin in a Gallic way, but she’s way out of your league, is what we all resisted the urge to yell at the screen.

you’re all monsters. MONSTERS.

isn’t that the best? No pressure, cameraman, just checking the pull focus is right...

The Magnificent Seven AND The Front? Thank you for two of my favourite movies - they’ll be remembered long after the asshats who blacklisted you are forgotten. 

i liked Connected more when it was a BBC show in the 70's hosted by James Burke and called um Connections...

top marks for “pillowmonger”

god, that Losing Alice thing looks terrible but the Hounds of Love remix was cool.

well now.... thanks for the tip!

“...which stars Liam Neeson as a certified Real American living on a ranch near the Mexican border...”

you can do that? Point me at your YouTube tutorial!

LIKE AN EQUAL

Bourne Identity and Minority Report weren’t top 10? I thought they where huge hits - they seemed to be everywhere.

you’re right, the Yoda lightsaber fight was brilliant. The CG was crap even then, but the scene was just so much fun.

the mexican kids party.... the entire cinema screamed

am i doing slideshows wrong or did this start at 2? Building suspense for the number 1 reveal later, perhaps?

*Matthew McConaughey drawl*

...and then there was the video for Lenny Kravitz’ American Woman...

it’s so good, and I'm not seeing it on most end-of-year lists. Weird. 

....and a sprinkling of Goldfinger

really though, does that sound any more ridiculous than the actual plan?