For real, though.
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Maybe the Honda was tailgating earlier and that was the Saturn "teaching her a lesson". People love break-check highway justice in America.
Being a no-driving jackhole.
Well played.
That squirrel must have had help. I'll bet you it was a moose.
My work day was honestly a breeze compared to wading to the (honestly, felt like fucking thousands!!!) responses I got to what I honestly thought was a pretty obvious comment to make. Just don't make it all about YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU and LISTEN and don't expect people to tell you how to be a perfect ally. Just…
i need a goddamn vodka.
lol yes god bless the future of every single person who reads this and immediately ricochets into "BUT WHAT ABOUT ME"
I think you'll find the "Good White Person" of this essay is much like the "Nice Guy".
I am a good white person. ... And do you know what? I don't see a need to apologize for it.
Well I don't know about dictating my life but unseen forces certainly have an effect at the kinds of economic mobility and education opportunities we are afforded.
Yum.
Data - to get scientific (and live through almost anything).
I love how the elephants kind of rock back and forth to get up momentum when they stand up; I have days like that. Majestic as fuck, is all I'm saying. You do you, elephant lady.
I did that when I saw a baby bunny nurse because it was the fucking cutest thing I have ever seen. No one saw me cry so I am still a badass.
I'm sure some will disagree, but I'd also add a good quality bag.
Good shoes. Cheap, crappy shoes don't last long, start to squeak, and look like hell quickly. Find yourself at least some Cole Haans on sale - you don't need to spend $250 on that pair you saw at Macy's, hold out for an Amazon sale and pick them up for $120. Cedar shoe tree that ish, rotate between 2-3 pairs of…
I laughed so hard at every joke in this piece people think I have Robin Williams in my office doing stand-up from 1986. OMG. OMG Lindy.