Pretty sure Melania sold her soul, and her dignity, in the devil’s bargain of marriage to Drumpf.

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

Lol, you are an optimist if you think we’ll have electricity two years from now.

Watching animals eat is all I am going to do for the next four years.

This week

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

I like the idea of having a flour type storage container filled with nerds. More people need random things like this to freak out the squares

Also terrible because you’d have to admit you have Nerds in the house like some kind of deviant.

The answer to all dropped-food angst = get a pug. Snout be damned - they’ll hoover up anything that’s even remotely food-related, possibly because they know they’re not supposed to and will break a fat little leg trying to beat you to the morsel in a mad scramble.

You have never spilled uncooked couscous.

ESPECIALLY if Nerds are a secret indulgence you’re trying to hide.

His audience can’t even process the concepts of Huckleberry Finn, how do you expect them to digest multi-national shenanigans in Newsweek?!

God, I hate him so much.

his supporters won’t care. thats the sick thing, they will never fucking care. they kept a bitch out of office.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

Girl SAME

Love fucks with your head.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.

Stand your Ground is for white men. There was a prosecutor in Florida (IIRC) who explicitly said that the law shouldn’t count for domestic violence victims.

That and the ridiculously solid resale value.