Thanksgiving casserole: cubed turkey, cubed tart green apple, cubed Swiss cheese. Mix, bake until cheese is melty. Profit.

“Glorious Black Peppercorn Confetti-Extravaganza” is now my drag name.

lol fat little leg

What is this from?

Late 1940s noir Los Angeles. I’d totally be some down on his heels private dick’s tough-as-nails-angel-face-with-a- vavoom-body secretary. I’d have nice gams and call men saps and chumps and carry a little silver snubbed-nose revolver in my garter. And the gumshoe would have long eyelashes, thick, tousled hair and…

Gross.

+1

“...with its short little fingers”

Are those hand impressions on her upper arms? It looks like she was grabbed pretty hard by the arms.

So very elegant.

Ohgodohgodohgod...ok...deep breath...*click*...*covers eyes*...*uncovers eyes*... Gaahhh!

That's someone who has lived alone too long.

Where I work, the bathrooms have a little foyer with a table where everyone puts their coffee cups or water bottles. It’s about 6 feet from the nearest stall and through a door-less doorway. I’m pretty sure no poo is going to splash into my cup from 6 feet away but I still try to avoid bringing anything into the…

I feel like I could make Pajama Jammy Jam a thing, tho’

Totally stealing “strong like baby oxes.”

Ripple and Tickle Pink.

OE800, FTW.

Get it, baby!!!

They are capitalzing on the legalization of marijuana. If I was high AF, this would sound DELICIOUS.

THIS.