Because the universe just can't handle two paradoxical Amy Ponds...even though we all wish it could (T^T)

"Do you know what you just did?"

Captain Jack Harkness - when he allowed his grandson to endure a painful death in order to protect 10 percent of the world's population of children from becoming recreational drugs to aliens.

He did it all for the nookie.

Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

Yup, good to remember. Fun fact: a drug-sniffing dog outside of your home is regarded by the Supreme Court as a search requiring a warrant. Bottom line is police have very, very little leeway in entering a private home; but even more to the point, if police are allowed to do something, they won't ask you — they'll…

I used to try not an join in on the Bieber hate train because it seemed overblown for a kid but... he's not a kid anymore and just look at that shit. I'd call him a poser but just saying those words tastes bad...

I completely disagree. This is one of those 'let them earn cake' sentiments that are too readily espoused by those who benefited from the luck of the draw. Let's put this in perspective: There are 7-8 Billion people in the world. A very small percentage of them live in the 'developed' world, where basic survival…

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

I don't know that i'm allowed to issue +1's this early in my comment career but Jesus Christ. +1

A+ comment. Would read again. Much better than expected.

+1 What happens to deadspin now that Raysism has won it? Does a new season start?

+1. We're all going to hell

<golf clap>

Good god.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

Hah. My Californian (along with me of course) wife said that in med school the professors sort of figuratively beat them out of this habit. If a student answered with question, the professors/doctors would say, "if you're not sure, just say so. Otherwise, stand behind your statement."

But now it looks like the French landed there.