Also, don't date a woman you wouldn't want as a friend.

:( Sad for her.

I just bought a Jeep last year and it took the dealer two weeks to find a manual transmission for me. A manual transmission is about $2k cheaper— another reason they don't make as many anymore. I've always driven stick. Automatics are sooo booooring.

This. I’m trying to get all up in this South Asian dude because, omg. Best lover I ever had. Super smart, talented, spiritual and beautiful. He also thinks his biggish weenie is “just average”. Gonna make a fool of myself over that man. Don't care.

“... she has had to legitimately deal with some of the struggles actual black women have had to deal with.”

Hah!

That happened at my nephew’s wedding! That same woman went on to do a family tree from information from the $1.99 package at ancestry.com. Got everything wrong and sent it out to everyone.

Agree.

Looks like he already did.

It’s an argument you have with your best friend, lounging on the couch after some doobage. Or in a tent in the backyard with flashlights. In either scenario, there are copious Cheetos. It’s awesome being married to your best friend.

My sister said the same thing! She kept smelling “fried or charred meat” and kept looking around for the restaurant that was responsible everywhere she went. It drove her crazy. She ain’t afraid of no ghosts either and said they was more annoying than anything else.

The animals, they came on, they came on by twosies, twosies. The animals, they came on, they came on by twosies, twosies. Elephants and (clap once) kangaroosies, roosies. Children of the Lord!!!!

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Day-um.

I used to get this until I upped my water intake during the first two hours after I wake up. It might just be me but fasting acts as a diuretic with me. My fatigue was simply morning dehydration.

Lol sorry I wasn’t clear. I wasn’t in a relationship with her. We all went to the same parties. She was on the periphery of my circle of friends and I started seeing her boyfriend when they were “taking a break.” Now that I think about it, maybe she was tying to kill me!

Also sold to pedophiles. :(

I have this: http://acaai.org/allergies/type…

I have the same allergies except that oranges and avocado can kill me. This chick — whose boyfriend I yoinked — assured me that 7layer bean dip didn’t have avocado. 4 hours later I woke up in the ER with a tube down my throat. Bitch didn’t believe me.

Breast reduction surgery.