Breast reduction surgery.

As does John Barrowman.

Why she ain't shot in the ass, yet?

I’m not a nerd but I play one in the movies.

Right?! Or zombies.

Already on it.

Oh, I’m sure that mofo didn’t limit himself to just two wives. Was your family from East Texas and Carlsbad, New Mexico? Grandad could have had families in Texas, Nevada, New Mexico, Colorado, California, and Mexico. On the extremely rare occasion when he worked, he was a cowboy — usually working a herd just to hide…

EXACTLY THIS.

Thanks. Fortunately, I had the best mom in the world!

Sadly, my dad was terribly damaged by his childhood. He wasn't as horrible as his father, but he came pretty close.

My grandad burned it down because he was a psychotic, drunken, abusive, narcissistic bastard. He couldn’t stand to see that my dad — his son — was taking better care of the family than he was - not that he actually gave a shit about them. Plus, he always literally and figuratively tore down anything anyone built that…

Pearl Jam — the entire “Ten” album, especially “Black”.

My grandad was the same. 7 kids with my gran and 7 with the other. My dad scrimped and saved to build an addition to their two room house,with his own hands, during the spare time he had between high school and two jobs. When the addition was finished, grandad had the nerve to try to move the other family into my…

LOL!! The old, “I’d never say that to one of my children! *tee hee*”

I’d say marrying the boyfriend of that chick who hated you is a pretty sick burn. Like, Ebola-type sick. Day-um.

Sick mom burns are the best. My mom would get a good one in then a few days later you’d get a voicemail with just the sound of her laughing because she was re-living the sick burn.

I actually think this is ok. I knew a couple who both were the only child. When they had their first baby, the helicopter grandparents swooped in. They were knee deep in toys, clothes, the wrong kind of diapers, the wrong formula, sweatshop baby clothes and competitive grandparenting. When the baby was about three…

I'm sensitive to scented products — even the ones that claim to be I scented. I've found that plain water in a spray bottle releases wrinkles just as well. And for odor, about a quarter cup of plain old rubbing alcohol mixed with a cup of water in a spray bottle.

CORNWALL.

Yeah. Tripping through small town America just ain't the same experience for black folks. Every time we stopped somewhere to eat or rest, the local police showed up soon after. It was pretty damn scary. The looks. The poor service. Being ignored at roadside museums and such. After getting pulled over by the cops…