Nope. It will be awesome. Your dad will be along for the ride. Do you have a dog? If not, borrow one. This is a trip to take with a dog and the ghost of your old man.

This is my favorite post, ever.

Join a fandom. A Trekkie is never alone. Instant family of multi millions. Seriously.

Can you take a leave of absence for a year to see if you like the fellowship? Can you do both? Cut back on the fabulous life for a few years and do the fellowship? Let me tell you, the academy ain't what it's cracked up to be. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany. Can you study in your field,…

Can you take a leave of absence for a year to see if you like the fellowship? Can you do both? Cut back on the fabulous life for a few years and do the fellowship? Let me tell you, the academy ain't what it's cracked up to be. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany. Can you study in your field,…

Two things that I learned today: There's such a thing as a Department of Superstructures and a thing called a cesium-vapor magnetometer.

Nice try, Officer Ross.

He had pussy breath when he kissed me one day.

THAT FACE HAS KILLED ME!!

How much do you drink?

I had two boyfriends once. My mom was just relieved that I wasn't a lesbian since I had stopped shaving my armpits and started shaving my tinky.

aliexpress.com is wonderfully insane. Or really awful.

Tell him in front of the stepmom. Your parents used to be married. That's just a fact.

You're supposed to keep your booty call bag in your car, not your closet!

Your second line made me lol. Now my dog is looking at me funny. I wish I had a parrot. Every schmoe has a dog.

I think we all need to check our privilege on this subject:

Ha!

I wrote 'A' grade papers shorter than this shit.

Seems to me that it would be very difficult to get out of the city during the panic. I've always thought that the best place to ride out the first wave of a ZA would be in a hood liquor store. Or grab a bunch of supplies and shelter in place in a house in a high-crime neighborhood that was fortified against the…

I really needed that LOL. Thanks!