That. Is. Awesome.

When I was 10, I forged a permission note from my mother so that the librarian would allow me into the young adult section.

lol “King Dr. Bashir”.

This. I’m trying to get all up in this South Asian dude because, omg. Best lover I ever had. Super smart, talented, spiritual and beautiful. He also thinks his biggish weenie is “just average”. Gonna make a fool of myself over that man. Don't care.

“... she has had to legitimately deal with some of the struggles actual black women have had to deal with.”

Hah!

Holy shit. Separating the men from the women and children means rape happened as well. Those poor people.

That happened at my nephew’s wedding! That same woman went on to do a family tree from information from the $1.99 package at ancestry.com. Got everything wrong and sent it out to everyone.

Fear is a superpower.

I got a turtle for my birthday and I named him Buckminster Fuller. The turtle seller warned us about salmonella and told us to wash our hands after handling Buckminster. There was no way I was having a dirty turtle so I poured some bleach into Buckminster’s little habitat. Yeah. I only had Buckminster’s for about…

Agree.

Looks like he already did.

LEAVE SPAM ALONE!!

It’s an argument you have with your best friend, lounging on the couch after some doobage. Or in a tent in the backyard with flashlights. In either scenario, there are copious Cheetos. It’s awesome being married to your best friend.

*jams on church hat. picks up purse. drives to church. never leaves.*

Nope.

Jesus. No, really. Jesus, save me!

Thought I was the only one who saw that !!

I bought sweet chili rice cracker bits online while drunk last night.

Excellent McCoy allusion. Marry me.