My sister said the same thing! She kept smelling “fried or charred meat” and kept looking around for the restaurant that was responsible everywhere she went. It drove her crazy. She ain’t afraid of no ghosts either and said they was more annoying than anything else.

The animals, they came on, they came on by twosies, twosies. The animals, they came on, they came on by twosies, twosies. Elephants and (clap once) kangaroosies, roosies. Children of the Lord!!!!

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Day-um.

I used to get this until I upped my water intake during the first two hours after I wake up. It might just be me but fasting acts as a diuretic with me. My fatigue was simply morning dehydration.

Lol sorry I wasn’t clear. I wasn’t in a relationship with her. We all went to the same parties. She was on the periphery of my circle of friends and I started seeing her boyfriend when they were “taking a break.” Now that I think about it, maybe she was tying to kill me!

Also sold to pedophiles. :(

I have this: http://acaai.org/allergies/type…

I have the same allergies except that oranges and avocado can kill me. This chick — whose boyfriend I yoinked — assured me that 7layer bean dip didn’t have avocado. 4 hours later I woke up in the ER with a tube down my throat. Bitch didn’t believe me.

Breast reduction surgery.

Breast reduction surgery.

As does John Barrowman.

Why she ain't shot in the ass, yet?

I’m not a nerd but I play one in the movies.

Right?! Or zombies.

Already on it.

Oh, I’m sure that mofo didn’t limit himself to just two wives. Was your family from East Texas and Carlsbad, New Mexico? Grandad could have had families in Texas, Nevada, New Mexico, Colorado, California, and Mexico. On the extremely rare occasion when he worked, he was a cowboy — usually working a herd just to hide…

EXACTLY THIS.

Thanks. Fortunately, I had the best mom in the world!

Sadly, my dad was terribly damaged by his childhood. He wasn't as horrible as his father, but he came pretty close.