Quality bag, shoes, overcoat. You're good to go for years.

OMG. I was all, PLEASEDONTBEBLACKPLEASEDONTBEBLACK!

Because what happened to Diallo and Louima is EXACTLY like a drunken wedding brawl.

I hate memory foam. I've tried at least 30 different pillows from cheap to $250. This is the best: mypillow.com

I've lived in Oakland 15 years and EVERY time I mention that I'm a Steelers fan someone says, "They never shoulda gave Lyle Alzado the ball..." Fucking 30 years later!

I commented on the other thread but wanted to say it here, too: Your mom is a fucking superhero. She went with you armed only with mother love and a flashlight. As horrifying as your story was, that bit made me tear up. Please give her lots of hugs and smooches.

@Britters Your mom is a fucking superhero. She came with you armed only with mother love and a flashlight. As horrifying as your story was, that bit made me tear up like a baby. Please give her big hugs and smooches all the time.

ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING NOPE.

Since I was a teen, I've had systemic auto-immune responses to certain foods but rarely the classic celiac gastrointestinal symptoms. I got diagnosed with multiple food sensitivities, allergies, vaso active amine sensitivities, and Rheumatoid arthritis. I avoided the really bad ones: avacados, oranges, strawberries,…

Kathleen?! Hey, girl! *brofist*

I hate guns. But if this happened to me and I had a gun and it was loaded and the safety was off and I was lucid and I could see in the dark and he wasn't right on top of me, I would've shot him. Emptied the clip. Instead, I have good locks, good outdoor lighting, a house alarm and a territorial, badass little dog.

Bloody hell. That is one Ambiguously Gay Superhero.

ADHD whizkid, here. Words like "procrastinator" and "lazy" and "chronic underachiever" give me PTSD twitches.

THEM FEETS!!!

Visible Asscrack Festival is now the name of the party I'm throwing at your home next Labor Day weekend.

I think the idea is for the skin to get warm and a little moist under the tape so that the needles that stick come out easier. Good luck with the glue. We used that, too!

Duct tape. Press the tape gently over the area where you have needles. Leave it on for about half and hour then carefully peel it off. My dad was raised in New Mexico and my mom in Arizona. They know cactus needle removal.

Are you a physician or scientist? I have questions! :)

"Researchers at Imperial College London have determined the electron is just 0.000000000000000000000000001 centimeter off from being perfectly round. Put another way, if the electron was magnified to the size of the solar system, it would deviate from immaculate rotundity by a magnitude equivalent to a human hair."