You rang?

I wouldn't mind finding Graham McTavish cooking in my kitchen.

It's delicious. Fresh, wild rabbit is much, much tastier than store-bought.

"Adorable Foods" is now my new drag name.

That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my fucking LIFE.

What the actual fuck.

I read that as PATRICK Stewart. Holy shit.

Victoria Beckham is cool.

"Whether the police fire at you is based on whether or not they believe you pose a threat, not what crime you committed."

This is more Clan of the Cave Bear to me than Inuit.

You know, I didn't read through all 200+ comments on this post but all a saw was a bunch of missile porn and that dude from Fiddler on the roof. Am I the only one? Really? I am disappointed. And I'm a girl.

THANK you. Thought I was the only one who noticed that she says all the right things.

I'm posting this comment on my Facebook. Maybe my dumb ass cousins will learn something.

My dad would've reacted rationally and done everything within the law to bring me justice. My mom, however, would've Keyser Soze'd the motherfucker. Just saying.

I can fap to this.

Go home, pandas. You're drunk.

Go home, goat. You're drunk.

lol

Finding your roommate's mom in your bed would be totally unsettling — in a weird way, more so than finding her dad there.

Not to mention the environmental damage her three cats do and the resources it takes to feed them.