Visible Asscrack Festival is now the name of the party I'm throwing at your home next Labor Day weekend.

I think the idea is for the skin to get warm and a little moist under the tape so that the needles that stick come out easier. Good luck with the glue. We used that, too!

Duct tape. Press the tape gently over the area where you have needles. Leave it on for about half and hour then carefully peel it off. My dad was raised in New Mexico and my mom in Arizona. They know cactus needle removal.

Are you a physician or scientist? I have questions! :)

"Researchers at Imperial College London have determined the electron is just 0.000000000000000000000000001 centimeter off from being perfectly round. Put another way, if the electron was magnified to the size of the solar system, it would deviate from immaculate rotundity by a magnitude equivalent to a human hair."

You rang?

I wouldn't mind finding Graham McTavish cooking in my kitchen.

It's delicious. Fresh, wild rabbit is much, much tastier than store-bought.

"Adorable Foods" is now my new drag name.

That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my fucking LIFE.

What the actual fuck.

I read that as PATRICK Stewart. Holy shit.

Victoria Beckham is cool.

"Whether the police fire at you is based on whether or not they believe you pose a threat, not what crime you committed."

This is more Clan of the Cave Bear to me than Inuit.

You know, I didn't read through all 200+ comments on this post but all a saw was a bunch of missile porn and that dude from Fiddler on the roof. Am I the only one? Really? I am disappointed. And I'm a girl.

THANK you. Thought I was the only one who noticed that she says all the right things.

I'm posting this comment on my Facebook. Maybe my dumb ass cousins will learn something.

My dad would've reacted rationally and done everything within the law to bring me justice. My mom, however, would've Keyser Soze'd the motherfucker. Just saying.

I can fap to this.