OMG! HIS HIND LEGS!!! LMAO

POPEYE'S HAS ONION RINGS?!!!!!!

Yeah. I don't want my gum to taste like pussy, either.

This comment needs to be putsonsunglassesified.

Oh, god damn it. Me, too.

Good Lawd!

Chelsea is funny and seems cool but hey, Michael — How YOU doin'?

This prank would not work in Oakland.

I can't even...

I had a terrible time tolerating stimulants. Good, old-fashioned Dexedrine worked wonders but it made me so sleepy that I couldn't function after a while. For those of you struggling with Adderall and the like, as your doctor about Wellbutrin. My ADHD is severe. I would absolutely be homeless or in jail had I not been…

Nice try, ANGELINA.

+1

And this, children, is how George W. Bush, Jr. was elected President. That was a man with true grit.

Check your privilege. Sheesh.

Love that book!

I went to a riot and a soccer game broke out.

This is just lovely. *sigh*

He was hot but he was also very bright and funny as hell. But also, corrective public service.

I'm glad you argued your point throughout this thread because research that I'm too lazy to google does bear this out. Anyway, I'll speak to my own experience as a black woman — though I do know many, many other black women have the same experience: white women don't view black women as sexual competition.

Now I'm going to hell for LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF at fat-shaming.