I totally agree. I've had three dachshunds (currently have one muttdoxie) and they just can't ev-UPS GUY AND ANY MAN WHO'S WEARING ANYTHING REMOTELY RESEMBLING A UNIFORM! And they ignore you all day until OMG! ARE YOU ABOUT TO HAVE SEX?!!! OR FAP?!!

I'll just leave RAGE-INFECTED MONKEYS right here. A vet with a specialty in pathology and diagnostics? You're golden.

Or anti-grav handles!

I've seen myself in a mirror. It's me but always with great hair. I've had long conversations with people, had meals with them, cocktails, etc. I've felt heat but not cold. I've tasted bitter but not spicy, sweet or tart. I've listened to music — entire songs—but can only hear snatches of lyrics. I feel textures. The…

I'm a HUGE fan of having an orgasm pull me out of a deep sleep. It's just that I don't want to wake up when I finally lucid dreamed Peter Graves going down on me. We never get to finish!

FUCK YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!! Uh...no one is...

Gigantism is already one side effect of cloning so there's that.

I had night terrors as a child and learned to lucid dream. In my first lucid dreams, I would stop running and turn to fight the monsters. I was Kamen Rider and the monsters were the ninjas; or, Gojira would show up and she'd be on my side. That proved to be too exhausting so I learned to beam myself Whoville or the…

Sholay was epic. Lagaan is as epic.

+1

Big fat THIS. I asked about a Tuvok hoodie at the Vegas Trek con and they looked at me like I was crazy.

Jesus Christ.

I have a recurring nightmare in which I'm being chased by an evil unknown in a huge Victorian mansion with hundreds of rooms and miles of hallways. The house is dark and gray and filthy with dust, mold and cobwebs. The curtains are tattered and stained wallpaper peels from the walls. I run and run but I can't find a…

I will watch the shit out of this movie.

That might actually be cool. *calls J.J. Abrams*

I would've stayed and played.

+1

Vulcans don't mate once every seven years, they only lose their control every seven years. They can have sex any time they wish. Touch telepath and stronger than a human male? I'd fuck the shit out of a Vulcan.

This list fails without Gene Roddenberry.

"Mobama"? Really? Stop that.