Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

“People said I was crazy, but I found a piece of hat with Alan Grant’s DNA on it, so I did what any rational scientist would do - I created a perfect clone of Alan Grant. Thousands, actually. And I built a theme park where these Grant clones get to run free, in their natural habitat”

Don’t sleep on “The News presents the Live Sports Experience with Sean Hopper and Marvin McFadden.”

Sources tell us that Labaton Sucharow has reached out to former ESPN employees in an attempt to gather information that could be used in a potential class-action suit against Disney.

January 3, 1990

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Cram is people! Cram is people!

Wargames made Cheyenne Mountain famous far before Stargate or any of it’s descendants were ever conceived of.

Rooney running out of town.

Almost as cool as JPP’s new contract for $1,000,0003.50.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

And yet, in the end, its all about family.

that font beat comic sans 105-108

Leave Sly and the family alone.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

Andy Reid also banned hoverboards last week, saying he felt they caused his team to move too quickly for his taste.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

Just for Wookiees(tm)