Going to see the pope tomorrow in our nation’s Capitol. This is going to be one of the highlights of my life.

I’m not surprised Jerry Jones said this, he’s always stuck up for Brandon, even back to when they were kids.

Me for weeks: “Show me the stump! I want to see that stump! How many fingers does he have left? I have got to see this thing.”

I call bullshit. How could a whole team almost lose to a washed up archeologist???

Am I the only one who sees the resemblance? Surely not.

I just hope Own Goal doesn't get injured on international duty, like all the other Arsenal players.

The C-5M climbs surprisingly fast for how big it is; I’ve seen climb rates greater than 7000 feet per minute.

“Why Your Team Sucks: Donald Trump 2016” is a perfectly good use of his time.

I’m local press and this is a load of hot trash.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

Man, imagine how pissed Adrian Beltre would be if this happened to him.

No wonder they want to charge him with corruption!

This is like that time on “Saved By The Bell” where they all got fired and replaced by Chris Connelly.

Keep it up and you’re going to end up grounded.

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